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Luke Dodson's avatar

There was a final section I left out, a short monologue from the perspective of the wood pigeon itself:

"I like it here.

Grandfather says there are more of us than now than before.

But I don't really know - WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?? QUICK EVERYONE FLY OFF NOW"

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Gavin Mounsey's avatar

This post reminded me of this unusual musical creation: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ksh1XOPNi5s

Enjoy

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MUNCHY's avatar

They do tend to follow other birds around and let them do all the hard work on the bird feeders. Sitting underneath, they snap up the titbits.

"Greedy as hell but that's just as well,

as otherwise the belly would not swell.

Then what could we do..

you can't live off 'coo, coo, coo'"!

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Luke Dodson's avatar

Someone should really put together an anthology...

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MUNCHY's avatar

Ask Jasun. Tell him it would fly off the shelves.

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Moe Dodson's avatar

Nice

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